Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Things I am not a fan of...

-Quoting song lyrics in any sort of social network status, the song in all likelihood does not relate to you, nor was it probably used in the right context
-While on the topic of social networking status's writing that your getting drunk or high, especially if your under the age of 21 is especially annoying. Chances are though, that person usually has one or more underages
-Spiders
-People who don't read, or think that is stupid to do so
-People who like to argue about politics (are you really going to change the other person's mind? Lets be honest here)
-Freshman who get on the bus to go one stop (in reality it takes the bus longer to get there than it would have if said person would have walked the two blocks)
-Rowing crew
-Stories involving vampires and teenagers, and those who obsess over their fictitious characters
-People who are fans of other sports teams, especially from Philadelphia. This is not because of a PSU rivalry, it is because when your football team has zero rings, and your other teams are chronic underachievers, you earn no right to brag or to talk trash on other teams. Case in point, I would not brag about the steelers at such a point in time as now.
-Arguing in general
-Beer
-Blaming things on being drunk
-Sex and the City
-Not being able to find things
-Things left unsaid
-Not saying what you really think (however I'm perfectly okay with doing this myself, I prefer to come off as completely average and boring)
-People complaining about homework, studying, or work in general (at this point you signed up for whatever it is you are doing, tough shit for you)
-People with underdeveloped tastes in music, books, or pop culture. People should never half-ass anything and shame on anyone who does

2 comments:

  1. this is SO MUCH WONDERFUL. i agree with you like 98% of the time. these things are HUGE DISLIKES of mine.

    ...oh except that i can't help but love arguing about politics. even though it is futile. it is a problem. lisa & miranda came to visit the other weekend and had to like physically restrain me from getting into a fight about health care with some stranger at a bar.

    ...also, on the VERY RARE occasion that i quote songs in my stati (not a word, but i like it), i would like to think that i do so tastefully, as a result of my discerning taste in all things music and lyrical.

    :)

    love,caro

    ReplyDelete
  2. you hate rowing... Thanks dear brother, you are so thoughtful. have i told you lately that i hate any sport you do too???

    ReplyDelete